Cute Montreal Backyard

I came across this cute Montreal backyard. A rare find in the city. It's more the houses in the banlieue where people have a bit more money and really do that whole landscaped polish shit with backyard pool and all. Montreal ain't Orange County. Backyard space is often limited in the city, and privacy is always an issue. The lots are separated by steel fencing instead of wooden, and being located at the back of the house facing the alleyway, are often frequented by passersby taking shortcuts home and depending on the neighbourhood, druggies.

 

Houses are mostly rented out and are not owned, and its usually the person on the first level who gets accessed to the courtyard. Regardless, backyard space is used primarily for storage, any attempt at building a patio deck is considered capitalist. Patio furniture will be stolen.

 

Backyards are often a mix of garbage, large year round objects wrapped in blue durable plastic, small organic vegetable gardens situated next to rotting garbage, and decorated with clothes lines that go from house to house. BBQ'ing is popular but done in a really economical way. They are moreso the backyard Labatt blue parties with hamburgers. Maybe in the trendy plateau you will hear in the nearby distance a garden patio party against festive Latin music, and actually the clinking of real cutlery against plates, and the cheers of wine glasses. Normally, however, it's just people drinking outside, the rolling of beer bottles on concrete, and really LOUD talking, from one neighbour to another, or a couple fighting, taking their argument in and out of their house several times.

 

In Hochelaga-Maisonneuve, for those who do not have any sort of backyard space, the sidewalk with some fold up chair suffices, beer in hand, watching u as u walk by, coming home from work. The sober old lady also sitting on her porch also watches u pass, but soon she will also be drunk ... and she will SCREAM for her cat or dog to come back inside when it gets late, or SCREAM for her drunk live-in son to come help her with something inside.

 

Really, in Montreal, its the balcony that reigns supreme as the outdoor space. Most have little chairs and a small table with ashtray set up. But I still like this cute little backyard set-up.

 

Who doesn't like shirtless backyard daddies!!! Yes, they have gone the domestic route and married and have kids, but they still show off fit bodies once in a while. Unlike single heterosexuals and us gays who have plenty of occasion to get nekid, straight daddies go shirtless much less often, only in select situations: fucking wife, coming out of shower, occasionally in front of kids at home, at the gym in the locker room, while on vacation, while camping, at the best yet ... for HOT SHIRTLESS YARDWORK!

 

For others, its also to have a beer or to smoke a joint as not to stink up the house with their kids inside.

 

For bodybuilder daddies, they also like to go out in the yard and have their wives to pics of them posing all glorious in the hot sun. Daddies have egos to stroke too. And it's usually more than just being told ur a good looking guy, but more like ur a good dad, husband, provider ... etc. Why not? If u r a hot dad with a great bod, keep on flauntin' it as long as u got it to flaunt!!! I'm sure the other housewives of the block have fingered themselves a time or a dozen peeping from their windowsills, fantasizing about the neighbourhood DILF!!! This is real women's backyard porn!!! My husband does me good, but I know he could do me even better.